The Washington DC metropolitan area has a major undiscovered crime problem. Today, for the first time, in an exclusive, inclusive, and obtrusive video, we have started the process of exposing these atrocities.
Over the weekend, I began to notice a conspicuous series of clear violations of the law. Be it deceased men on the ground, nazis espousing nonsense or illegally parked drug vans. We found crime to be rampant both in the city and the suburbs. Underground, above ground, over ground and on the lawn. Law breakers, bigots, murders, stealers, bankers, thiefs and lairs. Everywhere. Anywhere. Nowhere at all. Nothing is as it seems.
What an unpleasant weekend.